Tuesday, May 10, 2016

In the Family Way


If your momcat is hit by a car when you are a week old and the only animal shelter in town is a double-wide trailer with nine dog kennels, a Sani-Can(registered trademark) potty out back and an employee named Sam who hasn't had a day off since November...come and hang with us on the mountain. Maybe go to middle school science with me later in the week (sub job).

 Recipe for bottle kitten success:

1. Toast your kittens by a warm fire. Chilled kittens don't eat. If you have 'on the grid' electric you can microwave high-tech warmie things and really go-to-town burning stuff.

2. If you have a sheep fleece left over from your farm, use that.

3. If you have a spayed female cat named "Momcat" handy, explain to her she's needed for clean-n-fluff duty.

4. Tell the kittens they need to hurry up and get cute 'cause people are counting on them!